


Burning Questions of Zoid Warriors

by BlueAngel3



Category: Zoids
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2002-08-17
Updated: 2002-08-20
Packaged: 2013-05-14 11:31:03
Rating: K
Chapters: 4
Words: 782
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/919487/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/101478/BlueAngel3
Summary: CH. 4 IS UP!!!!! Ever wonder what Zoid warriors thought. well here it is.





	1. The Blitz Team

Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids but that is something I am currently trying to work on. So don't sue! 

(A/N- It's 2:00am in the morning so this is not my best work.)

Bit:

Why is it Liger0 and not Liger12345? Why is Liger white and not hot pink? How come we're the Blitz Team and not the Pink Fluffy Bunnies Team? Why don't we ever have sing-a-longs? L Why do I have to be leader? ::pouts:: 

Leena:

Why do I always waste ammo? How come I don't get to cook? When will I get my prize money?! Why do I always fight with Naomi about whose Sniper is better? I know hers is! 

5. Why am I asking these questions?

Brad:

Why do I always take my fox out for a "run"? Why do I need the prize money anyway? Why is there a fly on my nose? Is Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he still do it? 

5. Hi?

Jamie: 

Why do they call me the Wild Eagle? They know it's Wild Turkey! What's your favorite color? Why do _I_ have to be tactical manager? Do I get any prize money? What's the capital of Hungary? 

Doc: 

How many models will I have to buy before the team gets that I'm lonely? ::sniff:: Why do I make Bit pay for the transformation parts? Why is Dr. Layon always so mad? Poor guy. Why do sheep go baa? Ummmhi? 


	2. The Champ Team

Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids but I am still working on that!

(A/N- A little new @ this and the layout may seem a little screwy just ignore that part and enjoy J And I'm open to everything but when u put a flame please but a suggestion as well. Ty)

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Harry:

Why do I drool over Leena when I really like Naomi?? ::Brad storms in and takes Harry to a back closet and comes out a few minutes later brushing his hands and walks out:: If I'm so rich y do I always wear the same outfit? If I'm so rich y do I always use the same Zoid? Why am I destined to be king? What about emperor? How do u say self absorbed pretty boy in Yiddish? 

Sebastian: 

Why am I named after a crab on a Disney movie? Do I ever eat? Why am I here? Am I almost done? Can I go now? Thank you 

Benjamin: 

Will I ever see my judge again? ::sighs:: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer Do you like grapefruit? Do you _ever_ brush your teeth? May I have a lollypop? 


	3. The Lightning Team

Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, don't sue but I am working on it!

(A/N- umm.. yea.. well here's the fic)

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Jack Sisco:

1: What's this thing on my nose?

2: Why am I here?

3: Can I have an egg roll?

4: Do you think Chris or Kelly will go out with me?

5: How's my breath?

Chris: 

1: Do you think Kelly knows I took her Zoid gear?

2: Will Harry Champ go out with me?

3: Wanna jump rope?

4: If we're so good how come we only eat instant noodles?

5: Do you have change for a dollar?

Kelly:

1: What's the square route of 8,904?

2: Why doesn't the Saix's back cannon pivot around?

3: Do you think I prettier than Chris?

4: Why does Jack get to be leader? ::pouts::

5: Does Bit have a girlfriend?


	4. The Fluegel Team

Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids

(A/N- 3:30am @__@ and to answer Fire Fox I haven't been watching Chaotic Century for that long but I'll do one when I know enough about it)

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Naomi: 

1: What's that little green thing that's always in my hair?

2: How old are you?

3: I had my Gun Sniper first so why can't Leena get a different Zoid?! 

4: Do any Zoid Warriors have pets?

5: What _does_ Brad need that prize money for?

Leon:

1: Why did I quit the Blitz Team? I want the money!!!!

2: What _is_ that thing on Leena's head?

3: ::munching on a dog biscuit:: Did you know these things are really good _and_ low in calories?

4: What is the "Ultimate Potential"?

5: What's Battle Mode 0001?


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